“Lady Friendly” Doritos

Who asked for this shit? What women have decided that their main concern in life is that they aren’t “ladylike” enough while eating tortilla chips? I want to meet these women because the women I know and I myself am busy worried about things like making sure my kid wears pants when he leaves the house, equal pay, combating sexual assault, Black Lives Mattering, destroying diet culture…shit, I’m even more worried about when West World airs again than I am about whether or not my consuming of food is “ladylike” enough for others. Get the fuck out of here with this absurdity.

*Please remember not just women need to worry about their uteruses being regulated.

Love,

Me

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